Where are all the jokes?

[ANGELS15]

My first alcoholics anonymous meeting last night was rather depressing. I left with very sobering thoughts.

Surely that's good!

[Trader724]

What does "idk" stand for? I've asked lots of people but nobody seems to know.

[Derek27]

My first alcoholics anonymous meeting last night was rather depressing. I left with very sobering thoughts.

I was gonna try and crack this joke but it's difficult to do in words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1iEBpbUEnk

[wearthefoxhat]

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[Derek27]

Two Conservative MPs have written to the PM saying there's a serious risk of damage to the government's reputation. They also said there's a risk of war breaking out in Ukraine.

[Trader Pat]

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[Derek27]

I'd like to be an interesting person but people of interest keep getting arrested.

[wearthefoxhat]

I feel sorry for all the staff who work in Greggs in this weather; they must be baking in there.

[Derek27]

Wikipedia on Charles Bronson: On remand in Woodhill, he took a civilian librarian hostage, and demanded an inflatable doll, a helicopter, and a cup of tea from police negotiators. He released the hostage after being disgusted when the man broke wind in front of him.

[Hepburn]

When people are sad I let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

[sniffer66]

When people are sad I let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

[wearthefoxhat]

A note came through the front door today. It said, “If you're an alcoholic, ring this number.” I rang it. It was the off licence.

[Derek27]

A note came through the front door today. It said, “If you're an alcoholic, ring this number.” I rang it. It was the off licence.

[BWhizz]

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[greenmark]

When people are sad I let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.