Where are all the jokes?

[firlandsfarm]

Oh I never went away, I was just ignoring you!!

Maybe add that to the list!

But I was disappointed my favourite did not make it to the list ...

"Once, when Churchill was sleeping on a train, a woman came in and noticed his fly was open. She said "Mr, your penis is sticking out!".
Churchill awoke, and answered:
"Madam, don't flatter yourself. It is merely hanging out."

[Derek27]

Why aren't criminal barristers punished for their crimes?

[Derek27]

Sunak calls the Conservative party compationate.

[wearthefoxhat]

My boss says he is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it could be me!

[Derek27]

Police accused of not investigating reports of buggery.

[wearthefoxhat]

The phrase "Who goes there?", has been around for sentries.

[sniffer66]

The phrase "Who goes there?", has been around for sentries.

Clever

[ANGELS15]

My boss says he is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it could be me!

[wearthefoxhat]

"We shall fight on the beaches"
Winston Churchill 1940

"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country"
JFK 1961

"Buy a new kettle"
Boris Johnson 2022

[Kai]

Shakespeare : to be or not to be
Socrates : to do is to be
Plato : to be is to do
Scooby : do be do

[sniffer66]

After a recent survey, it was recorded that most Middle Easterners don't like The Flintstones

But the people in Abu Dhabi do !

[Derek27]

What’s the difference between Maggie Thatcher and Boris Johnson?

The former starved miners and the latter starved minors.

[Derek27]

ANNA BOTTING: Nadhim Zahawi is the second shortest serving chancellor, who's the shortest? Iain Macleod, 1970.

No he's not Anna, he's the second shortest serving chancellor. Sunak's the shortest.

[wearthefoxhat]

I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline. My wife hit the roof.

[jimibt]

this made me laugh - maybe a macabre reflection on the cost of living crisis!!

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