RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

Ah so the Derek who teased me for not growing out of sweets, still likes his crisps

As Do I

The really sad thing is that I log into the McDonald's app on the crack of midnight to see what the Halloween offer for the day is.

[Derek27]

When I die, I'm not fussed what happens afterwards but I'd prefer a minute's silence than a packed football stadium clapping for a minute as though they're pleased about it!

[Derek27]

Burger King has a 'find a ghost' feature with a ghost meter on their app. You switch it on, search your home for a ghost, and when you've found a ghost you get a burger voucher. I've tried it several times and left it running, it keeps telling me there are no ghosts in my house.

Are they just taking the piss?

[Jukebox]

Burger King has a 'find a ghost' feature with a ghost meter on their app. You switch it on, search your home for a ghost, and when you've found a ghost you get a burger voucher. I've tried it several times and left it running, it keeps telling me there are no ghosts in my house.

Are they just taking the piss?

Let's hope so. The idea that a burger app might convince some gullible youngsters that Freddy Krueger really is present in their house is the alternative.

[Derek27]

Burger King has a 'find a ghost' feature with a ghost meter on their app. You switch it on, search your home for a ghost, and when you've found a ghost you get a burger voucher. I've tried it several times and left it running, it keeps telling me there are no ghosts in my house.

Are they just taking the piss?

Let's hope so. The idea that a burger app might convince some gullible youngsters that Freddy Krueger really is present in their house is the alternative.

No chance of that. You have to confirm you're over 18 before you go searching your house for ghosts.

[eatyourgreens]

Has anyone noticed jars of coffee have been reduced to 95 grams, from 100?

Wankers!! I remember as a kid noticing my chocolate mice with missing tails, but when they're a penny or halfpenny each and sold individually, that's understandable. Sneakily reducing the quantity yet keeping it in the same size jar amounts to deception!

I have just opened a packet of 6 twix bought in a poundshop, not long ago a twix bar was longer than my dick,
.......it is now smaller than my little finger!

[jimibt]

Has anyone noticed jars of coffee have been reduced to 95 grams, from 100?

Wankers!! I remember as a kid noticing my chocolate mice with missing tails, but when they're a penny or halfpenny each and sold individually, that's understandable. Sneakily reducing the quantity yet keeping it in the same size jar amounts to deception!

I have just opened a packet of 6 twix bought in a poundshop, not long ago a twix bar was longer than my dick,
.......it is now smaller than my little finger!

are we still talking about the twix here??

[Derek27]

Has anyone noticed jars of coffee have been reduced to 95 grams, from 100?

Wankers!! I remember as a kid noticing my chocolate mice with missing tails, but when they're a penny or halfpenny each and sold individually, that's understandable. Sneakily reducing the quantity yet keeping it in the same size jar amounts to deception!

I have just opened a packet of 6 twix bought in a poundshop, not long ago a twix bar was longer than my dick,
.......it is now smaller than my little finger!

are we still talking about the twix here??

He set himself up for that one.

[eatyourgreens]

I have just opened a packet of 6 twix bought in a poundshop, not long ago a twix bar was longer than my dick,
.......it is now smaller than my little finger!

are we still talking about the twix here??

He set himself up for that one.

not at all,
I just thought I would conjure up some weird images in peoples heads

[Derek27]

I wish the government would burn some money, reduce wages and keep prices the same. I can't even keep track of what shop items are worth!

[ShaunWhite]

I wish the government would burn some money, reduce wages and keep prices the same. I can't even keep track of what shop items are worth!

I must have seen at least 25 trucks of sugar beet pass by today. Some people are doing their best to fill your shelves Derek even though others think it's OK to sit on the beach all day or kissing ass for a cabinet position.

And they've got the bl**dy nerve to say our productivity is down In the last few years they've done almost exactly fck all.

[Derek27]

I'm gonna have to play a game of space invaders and pretend the aliens are suspend monkeys.

[Derek27]

I wish VBA would have a facility to remove redundant variables!

[Derek27]

Last year a bought some sweets for Halloween and nobody knocked. This year I forgot to get anything, a group of eight kids knocked so I gave a fiver and they all wanted one!!

[Archery1969]

Last year a bought some sweets for Halloween and nobody knocked. This year I forgot to get anything, a group of eight kids knocked so I gave a fiver and they all wanted one!!

You didn’t give them £20 each, you cheapskate.