The beer garden

[Derek27]

What sort of idiot tries to convince a court that a man with the same fingerprints and identical distinctive tattoos is a different man?

The judge said the fingerprint evidence alone was persuasive enough.

[Derek27]

No rugby thread?

I really am ignorant about rugby. I just saw the "reckless" tackle that reduced us to 14 women for most of the match and I couldn't see anything reckless about it - just the normal run-of-the-mill to my eyes.

[greenmark]

An irrelevent post.
My 15 year old MP3 player conked out.
Used £20 of amazon tokens (care of barclaycard) to buy a ZOOAOXO M600.
I am staggered how much better it is than my last one which cost £30. Solidity of build, wired earphones (not buds, which I hate) are great, I mean as good as my Sennheiser headphones and the sound quality is just a revelation.
I imagine you are all way ahead of me in this respect, but I was so astonished so I had to post. On a trading forum.........doh!

[Kai]

An irrelevent post.
My 15 year old MP3 player conked out.
Used £20 of amazon tokens (care of barclaycard) to buy a ZOOAOXO M600.
I am staggered how much better it is than my last one which cost £30. Solidity of build, wired earphones (not buds, which I hate) are great, I mean as good as my Sennheiser headphones and the sound quality is just a revelation.
I imagine you are all way ahead of me in this respect, but I was so astonished so I had to post. On a trading forum.........doh!

It still beats carrying around a boombox on your shoulder like in the olden days

[Derek27]

An old boy asked me to bend over and get something off the bottom shelf in the supermarket. Just made me realise, it won't be long before I'm old enough to ask young women to do the same for me.

[Derek27]

The good thing about virtual machines is that when you get really frustrated with a game screen you can't get past, instead of smashing up your computer hardware in anger, you just press the close button on your VM without shutting it down properly. It's the same thing.

[Derek27]

When I was living at home, my mum would ask me to help put up the Christmas decorations and I'd begrudgingly do it, thinking what's the flipping point.

Now in my fifties and living on my own, I'm putting up a Christmas tree thinking what's the flipping point.

[Derek27]

I heard on the news a group of people have been arrested for plotting to overthrow the government and assumed it's in a remote part of the world or possibly even China. It turned out to be Germany!!

[Derek27]

I heard on the news a group of people have been arrested for plotting to overthrow the government and assumed it's in a remote part of the world or possibly even China. It turned out to be Germany!!

Conspiracy nuts. They even formed their own cabinet ready to take control of the nation, like an episode of The Comic Strip Presents...

[Derek27]

Mars is almost being eclipsed by the Moon.

[Derek27]

Whenever I'm down to my last bog roll I immediately put it on my shopping list. Never did that before the great bog roll crisis of 2020, I'd wait until I've used two-thirds of it. That crisis has really left a mark.

[Derek27]

I was wondering why it's getting light at 5 in the morning when I realised my flipping radio-controlled clock that should be accurate to the millisecond is 2 hours slow!

Then I remembered I had my pizza at 6.

[Derek27]

King Charles is to have his security reviewed after being pelted with eggs on two recent occasions. I'd recommend a visor and a waterproof coat.

[Derek27]

Rees-Mogg says the former pope's likely to have gone to heaven. He also believes Buffoon Boris is the best prime minister we've ever had. Look's like the former pope's buggered now.

[Emmson]

I don't like Beer and have never liked Beer but I never grew out of Sweets, funny how life turns.