The beer garden

[greenmark]

Reading all this as someone in their 20's...Bloody hell! All this to look forward to?

I believe Derek is 17 or thereabouts, judging by his hormone levels

Wow. You bowel cancer screeners work pretty fast! Not sure you should be posting his results on an online forum though

In all seriouness, if you feel something ain't right, get it checked. It's what we pay billions for. And you are a vital resource that needs protecting. And if you leave it, you will probably cost the NHS a lot more than if you had it checked out early.

[Derek27]

I just stumbled across this incredible fried egg and ham recipe on food.com. I sure hope the chef has a book out soon. He only needs to work on his grammar, and perhaps the level of detail.

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[Tuco]

'Fried the egg with ham' is OK but 'Fried da egg with ham' would have been all wrong

[Derek27]

The Guardian: 1 in 100 police officers faced criminal charges in 2022!

Anyone know what the rate was for members of the public? 1 in 200?

From the impression my former bosses gave me, only 1 in 1000 employees are late for work once a week.

[Derek27]

I love the way the Italian PM, the most important person in Italy, gets manhandled by two men on stage.

[beermonsterman]

[Derek27]

Good to see you're back beermonsterman. You're thread's really taken off.

[greenmark]

I dont pay much attention to TV adverts but just noticed the Simply Business ad features a cafe business called "Get Stuffed". For some reason that made me chortle.

[Derek27]

BBC News features a 17-year-old farmer. The kid's almost as brave as the first man to work at a supermarket checkout.

[beermonsterman]

Good to see you're back beermonsterman. You're thread's really taken off.

All thanks to you and others who pop in for a good old Beer

[beermonsterman]

i wonder if its time to give up automation been at it since 2015 and still no closer to the end goal .
its the anticipation of a good day when i get home from work and find but mostly dissapointment
I must be doing it for fun
Should of cracked it by now surely
How long did it take you guys to finally make sense of it all and get somewhere if anywhere at all
I know ill keep going i enjoy the challenge too much

[Derek27]

I'm losing my flipping marbles! Making a cup of coffee, I opened the jar of cat biscuits and was about to scoop some out with my teaspoon!

[Kai]

I'm losing my flipping marbles! Making a cup of coffee, I opened the jar of cat biscuits and was about to scoop some out with my teaspoon!

I would hope this goes without saying but you shouldn't be eating cat biscuits in the first place

[greenmark]

Doing a crossword today enlightened me that Al Jolson was a pre-russian revolution born jew.
Every day can be an education.

[Derek27]

I'm losing my flipping marbles! Making a cup of coffee, I opened the jar of cat biscuits and was about to scoop some out with my teaspoon!

I would hope this goes without saying but you shouldn't be eating cat biscuits in the first place

The cat should consider herself lucky that she didn't get coffee granules for her tea.