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Tory health secretary asks junior doctors to check their conscience before striking. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Shouldn't that be XiJinping? :lol: :lol:
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Buffoon Boris, Lettuce Liz and Kamikaze Kwarteng are in a plane flying over the Pennines on the way to a party conference. Buffoon Boris gets a £20 note out and says "I'm gonna throw it out of the plane and make one person happy".

Lettuce Liz says "Why not throw two £10 notes out and make two people happy?"

Kamikaze Kwarteng says "Throw four £5 notes out and make four people happy"

The captain, on overhearing the conversation turns to his co-pilot and says "Shall we crash the aircraft into that mountain and make 70 million people happy?"
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How do you start a joke about Putin? By looking over your shoulder.
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Suella Braverman says Rwanda is one of the safest places in the world. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I trust she left her security at the airport. :lol:
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52 pages of jokes. :D

https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/ ... mittee.pdf
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Buffoon Boris: I believe the evidence conclusively shows that I did not knowingly or recklessly mislead Parliament. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Johnson swears to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. :lol:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aChZyN3c4Gw

These guys are Gold! :D :D :D
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 12, 2023 8:39 pm
 Tory health secretary asks junior doctors to check their conscience before striking. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:D :D :D
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:20 am
 Buffoon Boris, Lettuce Liz and Kamikaze Kwarteng are in a plane flying over the Pennines on the way to a party conference. Buffoon Boris gets a £20 note out and says "I'm gonna throw it out of the plane and make one person happy".

Lettuce Liz says "Why not throw two £10 notes out and make two people happy?"

Kamikaze Kwarteng says "Throw four £5 notes out and make four people happy"

The captain, on overhearing the conversation turns to his co-pilot and says "Shall we crash the aircraft into that mountain and make 70 million people happy?"
Nice one! Made even an old cynic such as I smile! LOL :D :D :D
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Whoever wins the US election, if they subsequentially fall into a pool of wet cement, it will set a new president. :D
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I've just had a leaflet posted through the letterbox that says VOTE CONSERVATIVE. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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