Today's Football

[Dallas]

As long as there's no more I'll be a very happy chappie

[Michael5482]

Jack Grealish's diving is embarrassing. I really hope the authorities start clamping down on it. Start with Grealish give him a 10 game ban for cheating.

[Derek27]

As long as there's no more I'll be a very happy chappie

That was being hopeful.

[Dallas]

FFS

[Dallas]

As long as there's no more I'll be a very happy chappie

That was being hopeful.

Was rather hoping they'd just shut up shop and try and save their legs

[Derek27]

Commentator was aware of penalty check at Man C before the market.

Very harsh pen imo, it's cost Leipzig the tie.

They desperately need to review the handball rules. I don't think the hands in natural position definition takes into account a different natural position when jumping.

[Derek27]

As long as there's no more I'll be a very happy chappie

That was being hopeful.

Was rather hoping they'd just shut up shop and try and save their legs

I greened after the second goal as I didn't have much more to gain, but I wish I traded the 3.5 market now.

[Michael5482]

Commentator was aware of penalty check at Man C before the market.

Very harsh pen imo, it's cost Leipzig the tie.

They desperately need to review the handball rules. I don't think the hands in natural position definition takes into account a different natural position when jumping.

Problem is when playing in Europe UEFA have more or less a zero tolerance policy on handball ball, the Premier League don't have a clue what there doing with VAR one week to the next.

Leipzig will be and have every right to be aggrieved IMO especially with the Ederson incident that went unpunished.

Complete lack of consistency with VAR.

[Euler]

This Haaland chap looks quite useful.

[SpikeyBob]

subbed

[Kai]

I finally figured out why Liverpool have been so poor this season.

It's because Klopp stopped wearing glasses

I've done a MNF analysis on this, it all adds up, he's blind as a bat and too proud to admit it!

[greenmark]

I finally figured out why Liverpool have been so poor this season.

It's because Klopp stopped wearing glasses

I've done a MNF analysis on this, it all adds up, he's blind as a bat and too proud to admit it!

Possibly exacerbated by him staring in the mirror grinning and suffering consequent snow-blindness from his gleaming teeth.

[wearthefoxhat]

I finally figured out why Liverpool have been so poor this season.

It's because Klopp stopped wearing glasses

I've done a MNF analysis on this, it all adds up, he's blind as a bat and too proud to admit it!

Possibly exacerbated by him staring in the mirror grinning and suffering consequent snow-blindness from his gleaming teeth.

Mind you, his teeth weren't always gleaning. Wonder if he got them done on the NHS?....(Glasses too?)

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[greenmark]

I finally figured out why Liverpool have been so poor this season.

It's because Klopp stopped wearing glasses

I've done a MNF analysis on this, it all adds up, he's blind as a bat and too proud to admit it!

Possibly exacerbated by him staring in the mirror grinning and suffering consequent snow-blindness from his gleaming teeth.

Mind you, his teeth weren't always gleaning. Wonder if he got them done on the NHS?....


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Indeed. He has worked on his image. But my sister who is in the personal therapy arena tells me he is just making the best use of what he has. He's massively successful, reinvesting that success in his vanity is perfectly valid. Indeed it might get him the next step - Real Madrid? Germany manager? Good luck to him I say. We all remember Ron Atkinson turning up tanned and wondering how he could achieve that without lying on a sun bed or slacking off in Spain.

[Kai]

I finally figured out why Liverpool have been so poor this season.

It's because Klopp stopped wearing glasses

I've done a MNF analysis on this, it all adds up, he's blind as a bat and too proud to admit it!

Possibly exacerbated by him staring in the mirror grinning and suffering consequent snow-blindness from his gleaming teeth.

Mind you, his teeth weren't always gleaning. Wonder if he got them done on the NHS?....(Glasses too?)

No, it's from the toothpaste that Firmino recommended.

Haha, it's all the work of Dr Robbie Hughes, he does everyone's teeth there.

Brendan Rodgers before him didn't stop at just teeth, he went and got a new wife and everything. Brendão was quite the baller.