UK General Election 2024 (or 25)

[Archangel]

The Daily Mail has just recruited the biggest liar in the UK to write for them.

He should fit right in there

[Derek27]

The Daily Mail has just recruited the biggest liar in the UK to write for them.

Who's launghing though as they giving him a £1 million contract.

I'm laughing. I don't resent good things happening to my sworn enemies. I just enjoy seeing them get their comeuppance. He's again said to have breached the ministerial code (which is applicable after leaving a job) by not informing the relevant committee about his new contract until half an hour before signing. Eventually there may come a time when nobody wants to read or listen to what the disgraced, deplorable, despicable lying bum has to say.

[Archery1969]

Rumours are circulating that Boris and Nigel are to form a new political party.

If that’s true then I bet Rishi needs that like a hole in the head.

[Derek27]

Spotify has ended their £20M contract with Harry & Megan on "mutual agreement", but one expert suspects it wasn't as lucrative as Spotify expected. If that's the case it will be because admires have come to realise what a pair of boring repetitive twits they are.

How many articles or weeks will the buffoon last with the Mail? There should be a Betfair market under the buffoon specials.

[Derek27]

Mirror headline: Take note, Boris ... these are honours for people who actually deserve them

[Derek27]

Sunak the Sensible postponed the ban on two for one offers on junk food because of the COL crisis. Won't help much though, supermarkets hardly offer them anymore.

[Derek27]

New video released showing Conservatives partying (drinking beer, dancing, wearing party hats) in the height of lockdown. Two of the people in the video were recommended for a peerage by the buffoon.

And you thought Partygate was over.

[Derek27]

Another Conservative MP, gone.

[Archangel]

Rumours are circulating that Boris and Nigel are to form a new political party.

Monster Raving Looney Party

[Archery1969]

Rumours are circulating that Boris and Nigel are to form a new political party.

Monster Raving Looney Party

Together they might get more votes than Lord Such.

[Derek27]

When I misbehaved in the last lesson of the day, along with a few others, the entire class would be detained and punished when the bell went, for the behaviour of a minority.

It's high time the entire Conservative party is suspended for a few weeks.

[Derek27]

Bank robbers don't take photographs of themselves when they're at work. Why do the Tories take photographs of their work meetings?

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[Derek27]

No comparison, firlandsfarm. If Labour were partying throughout the lockdown, at least they're smart enough not to video it.

If the picture below is a party you wouldn't want to be a guest.

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[Archangel]

Now that Johnson has been found to have lied repeatedly, I hope his ridiculous honours list gets binned also.

[Derek27]

"Would Nicola Sturgeon have suspended Nicola Sturgeon?"