The beer garden

[Michael5482]

Sun is shining, cleaned the bathroom, hoovered the flat, now it's non-stop drinking until sunrise.

Just cracked my 1st tin open I'm absolutely done in, dug out and put the concrete in the foundations for my new bar in the back garden. Our lass just got in from work and said is that all I've done

[Derek27]

Sun is shining, cleaned the bathroom, hoovered the flat, now it's non-stop drinking until sunrise.

Just cracked my 1st tin open I'm absolutely done in, dug out and put the concrete in the foundations for my new bar in the back garden. Our lass just got in from work and said is that all I've done

Well done. It puts people who clean their bathroom and hoover the flat to shame.

[greenmark]

Sun is shining, cleaned the bathroom, hoovered the flat, now it's non-stop drinking until sunrise.

Just cracked my 1st tin open I'm absolutely done in, dug out and put the concrete in the foundations for my new bar in the back garden. Our lass just got in from work and said is that all I've done

How did you dig out? Not by hand surely?

[Derek27]

Not a great fan of Billy Connelly as a musician, but you have to admire his song subjects.

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[Derek27]

I've just stumbled across this long-forgotten gem from 1974. Albert Hammond - The Free Electric Band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2zoq2uI0Fc

Brilliant song, but that blonde bird clapping to the music looks as though she doesn't want to be there.

[Michael5482]

Sun is shining, cleaned the bathroom, hoovered the flat, now it's non-stop drinking until sunrise.

Just cracked my 1st tin open I'm absolutely done in, dug out and put the concrete in the foundations for my new bar in the back garden. Our lass just got in from work and said is that all I've done

How did you dig out? Not by hand surely?

Yes by hand, can graft us northerners Did have a hand putting the concrete in so can't take all the credit for that

[Derek27]

Sun is shining, cleaned the bathroom, hoovered the flat, now it's non-stop drinking until sunrise.

.. "hello, social services please - yes, i'll hold"!!

It's been a long drinking session and the sun's shining again, but I'm gonna eat my pizza and go to bed, so you can hang up the phone now.

[beermonsterman]

My words of wisdom are
IF YOU CAN NOT SEE IT ?? THEN DO NOT TRADE IT
after 6 cans of imported san miguel

[Derek27]

The Sun seem to hate Prince Harry as much as I hate Buffoon Boris.

[Derek27]

The Moon, Venus and Mars all together when the Sun goes down.

[Derek27]

Nature is so cruel. How would you like to be chained up in a spider's web and eaten alive? My cat, who tortures mice as a hobby alerted me to the situation!

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[Derek27]

Buffoon Boris said he was taking weight reduction drugs until he stopped due to side effects, hopefully vomiting and diarrhoea.

Lazy git, just go on a diet!

[Derek27]

While waiting for a tennis match to start I decided to continue my reading of the Roman Empire, and I'm nominating this article about Trajan as the most boring article ever. It should come with a health warning!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajan

[Derek27]

The UK's about to be invaded by killer hornets. No joke, it's in the Daily Star!

[Derek27]

A Themes Water customer on the phone talking to Sky just did a massive burp on live TV.