RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

I used to enjoy abusing the suspend monkey but Shaun's ruined it by telling me he doesn't exist.

[ShaunWhite]

I used to enjoy abusing the suspend monkey but Shaun's ruined it by telling me he doesn't exist.

. I respect your right to believe they exist. I won't be building a bonfire of your writings so long as you agree you won't try to force everyone else to be a believer too.

..... I'll probably find out I was wrong anyway, instead of using data providers we'll find it's actually a troupe of monkeys, all supported by four elephants standing on the back of a turtle. (I've offended Hindus now as well as the Simianites )

[ShaunWhite]

Beautiful August Bank Holiday weather for the Cadwell Park round of the British Superbikes

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[Derek27]

Beautiful August Bank Holiday weather for the Cadwell Park round of the British Superbikes Screenshot_20230827_123258_Chrome.jpg

What's a bank holiday? We don't get them.

[ShaunWhite]

What's a bank holiday? We don't get them.

True, But compared to office life it feels like 365 bank holidays

It's just all a bit rubbish for anyone trying to organise anything that needs half decent weather. And I blame our lack of opportunity for random outdoor socialising for making us a fairly insular nation. In so many other places with guarenteed weather people are out and about mixing with each other and being "sociable".

[Kai]

I used to enjoy abusing the suspend monkey but Shaun's ruined it by telling me he doesn't exist.

You are beyond help Derek, so if I post this gif of a human person working on his laptop I bet in your mind all you would see is a funny monkey gif

[greenmark]

I used to enjoy abusing the suspend monkey but Shaun's ruined it by telling me he doesn't exist.

You are beyond help Derek, so if I post this gif of a human person working on his laptop I bet in your mind all you would see is a funny monkey gif

Hang on. I'm sure I've worked with him.

[jamesedwards]

I used to enjoy abusing the suspend monkey but Shaun's ruined it by telling me he doesn't exist.

You are beyond help Derek, so if I post this gif of a human person working on his laptop I bet in your mind all you would see is a funny monkey gif

That IS Derek... pounding away in the 'RANT CORNER' thread.

[Kai]

I used to enjoy abusing the suspend monkey but Shaun's ruined it by telling me he doesn't exist.

You are beyond help Derek, so if I post this gif of a human person working on his laptop I bet in your mind all you would see is a funny monkey gif

Hang on. I'm sure I've worked with him.

Exactly greenmark, that just proves my point, we don't see a monkey at all, just Bob

[Naffman]

BF settled Monmouth r2 incorrectly, on with Live Chat, my God its hard work.

[ShaunWhite]

BF settled Monmouth r2 incorrectly, on with Live Chat, my God its hard work.

Easiest to just say, "pls raise this with the trading team... " and then paste a pre prepared explanation. Tbh they're happy to just pass it off.

[Naffman]

BF settled Monmouth r2 incorrectly, on with Live Chat, my God its hard work.

Easiest to just say, "pls raise this with the trading team... " and then paste a pre prepared explanation. Tbh they're happy to just pass it off.

It got sorted an hour afterwards and I got an email confirming the amended result with an email/phone of the priority trading team so at least that's something.

But the Live Chat guys have just no idea what you're on about, you literally have to spell it out otherwise they've no idea (I sound like Derek now)

[Derek27]

Aldi boasting that they sell crap coffee cheaper than ASDA sells Nescafe!

[Derek27]

Breakfast cereals, low-fat yogurts, protein bars, supermarket soups, supermarket sandwiches are now classified as ultra-processed foods and could be worse for you than smoking!

There'll soon come a point when even the most health-conscientious eaters will say fuck it, it's not worth the bother.

[Derek27]

My automation wasn't working last night. I was too tired to fix it so I went to bed and didn't bother making a note of what the problem was!