The beer garden

[Derek27]

I've just realised I haven't eaten since breakfast. How time flies when you're having fun trading.

[Derek27]

Playing with a 10-year-old cat. You throw the ball and it thinks, fuck this, I think I'll lick my arse.

[Derek27]

The Wanderer popped up on my random playlist and I immediately thought of the Spanish football team. Don't know why.

[Derek27]

I just found an old letter from my PE teacher.

As Derek27 has been consistently insolent and disobedient, I regret that I have no option but to refer the matter to a higher authority.

[Archangel]

I just found an old letter from my PE teacher.

As Derek27 has been consistently insolent and disobedient, I regret that I have no option but to refer the matter to a higher authority.

Who was he planning to speak to, The Pope ?

[Euler]

I think this story is a load of bull: -

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-66668411

[Derek27]

He'd have his animals taken away from him if he did it over here. The bull didn't look too happy tied up like that.

You'll get done for driving a damaged car with sharp edges at the front, so I don't know how he got away with two horns.

[Kai]

I think this story is a load of bull: -

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-66668411

Funny how people usually try to avoid publicly laughing at mod jokes so as not to be seen as brown-nosers!

Human psychology

[Kai]

He'd have his animals taken away from him if he did it over here. The bull didn't look too happy tied up like that.

You'll get done for driving a damaged car with sharp edges at the front, so I don't know how he got away with two horns.

That flying car inside a tornado in the next clip is equally fascinating

[Derek27]

I couldn't decide what to eat tonight, so I thought I'd look up a Little Chef menu and see what I can cook. I didn't realise they've gone out of business but I found one from 1970. Sirloin Steak for 55p.

https://twitter.com/MarcCorbishley/stat ... 48/photo/1

Really gutted that it's gone under, expanded too fast apparently. It was the highlight of any journey for me.

[greenmark]

Thought I'd look into the zenb pea based pasta. £10 for 1.02 kilo!!!!!!!!!!!
Sainsbury durum wheat pasta £1.5 per kilo.
ASDA gluten-free pasta £1.50 per kilo
Sainsbury spelt pasta £3.30 per kilo.

I wonder who Zenb are selling to, plus how on earth can they afford tv advertising.

[Derek27]

Thought I'd look into the zenb pea based pasta. £10 for 1.02 kilo!!!!!!!!!!!
Sainsbury durum wheat pasta £1.5 per kilo.
ASDA gluten-free pasta £1.50 per kilo
Sainsbury spelt pasta £3.30 per kilo.

I wonder who Zenb are selling to, plus how on earth can they afford tv advertising.

It will mainly be purchased by vegan obsessives before they realise that wheat pasta is also vegan.

[greenmark]

Thought I'd look into the zenb pea based pasta. £10 for 1.02 kilo!!!!!!!!!!!
Sainsbury durum wheat pasta £1.5 per kilo.
ASDA gluten-free pasta £1.50 per kilo
Sainsbury spelt pasta £3.30 per kilo.

I wonder who Zenb are selling to, plus how on earth can they afford tv advertising.

It will mainly be purchased by vegan obsessives before they realise that wheat pasta is also vegan.

I know people with wheat intolerance and gluten intolerance (not to be underestimated btw) but they're quite happy with spelt pasta.
Zenb are claiming big protein figures, perhaps their customers are vegans looking for a sub for the protein in meat.
What I need is a Zenb customer to say "I buy Zenb because.......".

[Derek27]

I've subscribed to LastPass again. I'm a mere novice now, but by the end of the night I'll be a professional password saver.

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[Derek27]

Have you seen the latest Sky Mobile advert? The usual hot bird (Lily James) sitting by the poolside and she doesn't even show her legs!