Where are all the jokes?

[Kai]

Everyone else : "T.G.I.F."

Traders : "T.G.I.M."

[Derek27]

Take extra care when you're out driving. Someone in the UK gets knocked over every 40 minutes and he's getting really pissed off about it.

[Dublin_Flyer]

https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-news/h ... 5-20230914
Couple of lads dig a hole on the beach on a sunny day and throw a rock in the bottom
Wannabe astrophysicist gets involved,
Virgin Media News (The Star/Sun/Mirror equivalent) get involved.

Dave Kennedy from Portmarnock won't live this one down for a long long time!

[Derek27]

Trump says he's not worried about going to prison.

[Kai]

How Netflix gets you

[Derek27]

Would anyone like to purchase a one-inch slice of the Sycamore Gap tree? It would make a great coffee tabletop.

£50,000 or nearest offer.

[Derek27]

My grandfather passed away this morning on his 98th birthday. The sad thing is we hadn't finished giving him the bumps.

[Kai]

My grandfather passed away this morning on his 98th birthday. The sad thing is we hadn't finished giving him the bumps.

Wasn't aware of the bumps tradition and didn't notice it was the jokes thread either, almost offered my condolences there

[Derek27]

My grandfather passed away this morning on his 98th birthday. The sad thing is we hadn't finished giving him the bumps.

Wasn't aware of the bumps tradition and didn't notice it was the jokes thread either, almost offered my condolences there

In my old school, you could get the bumps any time of year and a few would stick the boot in as you came down.

Notice the two waves of laughter as people slowly got the joke.

https://youtu.be/aZsQpvgFQvg?t=1278

[Kai]

Notice the two waves of laughter as people slowly got the joke.

https://youtu.be/aZsQpvgFQvg?t=1278

I really hope there was a third wave

[LeTiss]

Time for an inappropriate joke I believe

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[Derek27]

A lone protestor outside the Labour conference (don't know what he was protesting about) shouted out, "Why aren't other people joining me?"

[jimibt]

A lone protestor outside the Labour conference (don't know what he was protesting about) shouted out, "Why aren't other people joining me?"

well, quite obvious really. if they had, then the title of 'lone protestor' would have been invalid!! simples...

[LeTiss]

A lone protestor outside the Labour conference (don't know what he was protesting about) shouted out, "Why aren't other people joining me?"

Not funny at all. Perfectly valid

He was protesting at the horrendous loss of life in Israel, including kids.....whilst Labour supporters parade their Palestinian flags around to appease their Muslim supporters

[Derek27]

A lone protestor outside the Labour conference (don't know what he was protesting about) shouted out, "Why aren't other people joining me?"

Not funny at all. Perfectly valid

He was protesting at the horrendous loss of life in Israel, including kids.....whilst Labour supporters parade their Palestinian flags around to appease their Muslim supporters

The funny part was the answer to his question, others have better things to do or don't regard protesting as worthwhile or productive.