Where are all the jokes?

[LeTiss]

Hilarious

I'm guessing by your obsessive lefty posts over the past few months, you're probably laughing at all the Israeli deaths too.
That seems to be standard today for Labour supporters

[Derek27]

Hilarious

I'm guessing by your obsessive lefty posts over the past few months, you're probably laughing at all the Israeli deaths too.
That seems to be standard today for Labour supporters

I did say that I don't know what he's protesting about. Putting aside the subject of the protest, the question why am I the only one complaining is itself a paradox.

[Emmson]

You are very even tempered Derek I must say, I certainly would not have let that go.

[Derek27]

You are very even tempered Derek I must say, I certainly would not have let that go.

I took LeTiss's comments in this sort of spirit.

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[Derek27]

Hilarious

I'm guessing by your obsessive lefty posts over the past few months, you're probably laughing at all the Israeli deaths too.
That seems to be standard today for Labour supporters

I forgot I already mentioned on this forum, I was going out with an Israeli-born Jew a couple of years ago. Have a bit of sensitivity.

The last girl I had round for a meal I was planning on making a pepperoni pizza, then she told me she's Jewish and doesn't eat pork!

[Emmson]

Hilarious

I'm guessing by your obsessive lefty posts over the past few months, you're probably laughing at all the Israeli deaths too.
That seems to be standard today for Labour supporters

I forgot I already mentioned on this forum, I was going out with an Israeli-born Jew a couple of years ago. Have a bit of sensitivity.

The last girl I had round for a meal I was planning on making a pepperoni pizza, then she told me she's Jewish and doesn't eat pork!

Don't worry Derek, there have been occasional haters on this forum but you have not showed a scintilla of evidence that you're one of them. No one in their right mind would think you were.

[firlandsfarm]

A lone protestor outside the Labour conference (don't know what he was protesting about) shouted out, "Why aren't other people joining me?"

I couldn't work that out either ... thought it was just me not understanding!

[Derek27]

A lone protestor outside the Labour conference (don't know what he was protesting about) shouted out, "Why aren't other people joining me?"

I couldn't work that out either ... thought it was just me not understanding!

I've spent a lot of time drinking on my own in pubs, but I never, ever, wondered why people don't join me.

[firlandsfarm]

I've spent a lot of time drinking on my own in pubs ...

I resist the temptation and decline to comment!

[firlandsfarm]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/ru ... ocialshare

PMSL

[jimibt]

I've just received an email with instructions on how to read maps backwards!

It was spam

[Derek27]

A group of soldiers were lost in the desert and dying of thirst when they encountered a river in the distance. The commander ordered one of his men to go to the river and fetch some water. The soldier went forward, came back and said to his commander, "Sir, I can't get anywhere near the river. It's surrounded by crocodiles".

"Don't be stupid", said the commander. "Those crocodiles are more frightened of you than you are frightened of the crocodiles".

"In that case Sir, the water's undrinkable".

[Kai]

When someone refers to you as "boss" : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kGCLNLEg684

[Derek27]

When someone refers to you as "boss" : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kGCLNLEg684

My brother-in-law, who's a builder, purchased a place in Spain and took two (big) builders with him to help him plan the work. His neighbour spread the word that a mafia boss has moved in next door and before he knew it, guys were buying him drinks and women were throwing themselves at him.

[Kai]

When someone refers to you as "boss" : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kGCLNLEg684

My brother-in-law, who's a builder, purchased a place in Spain and took two (big) builders with him to help him plan the work. His neighbour spread the word that a mafia boss has moved in next door and before he knew it, guys were buying him drinks and women were throwing themselves at him.

You need to send him this clip then