I could have skimmed to the punchline but I followed the narrative. Funny one, chief!! Apart from whacking girls around the head. Can't accept that, even in a joke.sniffer66 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:39 pmIn 1969, Michael Caine & Terence Stamp were close flat mates, and lived in a 3 bed 3 bathroom Penthouse apartment in Berkley Sq, near to Green Park, London W1. During the summer of 69, they had this big show biz party, The Stones, The Beatles, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and The Doors were all there to name a few.
Jim Morrison comes up to Michael Caine and say’s "It's a great party but there not enough girls". Michael says "There two gorgeous models have just turned up" Jim Morrison asks, "Do you think they will give me a blow job”? Michael replies "I think they will give the whole band a blow job” For the next hour, The Doors and the models all disappear into one of the bedrooms.
When the models come out from the bed room, Ringo Star goes up to them both and says, "I see you had some fun with the Doors, I don't suppose you both fancy giving me a blow job”? and they both replied, "It will be an honour” and they all disappear into one of the bath rooms.
Five minutes later, Michael Caine storms into the bathroom and shouts out, while whacking the girls around the head, "YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"
But otherwise it made me chortle.
