
The beer garden
You need to move. A couple of houses I pass regularly have milk bottle carriers. I assume this is support for local dairy suppliers.
Not had that poblem since I moved from Brum. Walk out to drive to work and your car is on bricks. Highly amusing....not!

Here it seems the extent of nefarious activity was the theft of a trumpet from an open garage 20 years ago.
men with shirts off, bellies out! sounds like a mid-winters day, during a Newcastle game at St James Park

Why do male spiders scamper into the middle of your carpet and then sit there.
I know the answer, of course. It's a mating signal. Sadly, the only observer was a male human that then squished him. Apologies to spiders and spider lovers, but spiders, flies and wasps are beyond my tolerance. They show up in my house and they're history. I should point out i have spent some time capturing and releasing bees, so I'm not a complete nutter.
I know the answer, of course. It's a mating signal. Sadly, the only observer was a male human that then squished him. Apologies to spiders and spider lovers, but spiders, flies and wasps are beyond my tolerance. They show up in my house and they're history. I should point out i have spent some time capturing and releasing bees, so I'm not a complete nutter.
My confusion about the early bird is solved. It's simply a blackbird,
In my defence it isn't a blackbird call I've heard before.
High-pitched singular alarm calls. And twittery loveliness at any other time of day. I recognise those.
What foxed me was the plaintiff cry, as the sky lightens, before sunrise.
But, now I'm content. Blackbird singing but perhaps half asleep.
In my defence it isn't a blackbird call I've heard before.
High-pitched singular alarm calls. And twittery loveliness at any other time of day. I recognise those.
What foxed me was the plaintiff cry, as the sky lightens, before sunrise.
But, now I'm content. Blackbird singing but perhaps half asleep.

I feel like I'm in a movie. Water supply is toxic, grannies sleeping rough and others are picking which £70k EV they should buy.
But thanks to everyone for not pointing out my error using plaintiff when I meant plaintive.
