'Hores like carrots' and the amazing discovery of the 'Kung Fu' gland: Hilarious exam answers given by students
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Hilarious exam answers given by students
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superfrank
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it reminds me of a good friend from school who, when he was about 20, applied for disability benefit on the grounds of mental health problems.
he was sent a form to complete that was about 50 pages long - he simply drew a cartoon cat on the front and sent it back to the DSS. he was awarded the benefit!
he was sent a form to complete that was about 50 pages long - he simply drew a cartoon cat on the front and sent it back to the DSS. he was awarded the benefit!
'In the summer of 2008 a GCSE English paper asked examinees to describe the room they were sitting in. One candidate gave the following two-word answer: "F*** off." The exam board in question, Assessment and Qualifications Alliance, awarded him two points out of a possible 27. Justifying this decision, a spokesman for the board said: "It does show some very basic skills we’re looking for — like conveying some meaning and some spelling. If it had got an exclamation mark it would have got a little bit more." Never let it be said that you don’t get additional points in GCSE English for good punctuation.'
From http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tobyy ... onal-joke/
From http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tobyy ... onal-joke/
superfrank wrote: he was sent a form to complete that was about 50 pages long - he simply drew a cartoon cat on the front and sent it back to the DSS. he was awarded the benefit!