Winning Horse Sex System

[finnbarr99]

If you check the results of todays 12.40 @ Lingfield and the 12.50 @ Sandown I believe there is the kernel of a winning system. Its based on favourites with masturbation references for names so it should have a high SR but might suffer from a low number of runners.

12.40 Full Toss 4/6 Fav
12.50 Spunk 8/11 Fav

I kid you not.

Ive checked the declarations for the next few days and suggest taking a punt when Cocksnot comes up hard and fast against Wankrag. I think a reverse forecast should return a motherload. I wouldnt discount Manjuices chances either. Hes a late finisher by all accounts, he just loves to take his adversaries from the rear. I was thinking a threeway would be a good idea but my girlfriend is against the idea. She wont even contemplate an eachway.

[to75ne]

Reminiscent of Derek and clive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY

[finnbarr99]

"And now its back to topless darts from Roehampton."

[Bet Angel]

http://www.gg.com/racing/horseform.php/ ... 13957.html

[RonA]

The fact that colts/geldings out perform fillies/mares when they race against each other , means that when the opportunity arises I'm quite partial to laying the occassional filly .

[billyford1]

fancy a few pound on Loosen my load?

[finnbarr99]

Glad to see some people have a sense of humour. I posted the exact same message on another forum and I just noted that it's been taken down. Not had a rebuke as yet but Im sure it'll be just around the corner.

[to75ne]

finbarr ignore, carry on watching topless darts.