Desperately seeking help.

[Corine]

Hiya, my name is Corine and i am a 26 year old blonde part time model who is in desperate need of help with bet angel from you gentlemen. I used the program for a week and just before my trial ended my good friend Simone who is very naughty told me to realign the dylithium matrix warpcore and to bring the main deflector on line, to reconfigure the forward sensor array and to double check all the transwarp conduit relay switches. Before i had the chance to do that she said i forgot to punch a hole in the space time continum so i could time travel 1 hour early to make a winning trade. Well my luck ran out and the program trial ended but i have wrote and incorporated the secret winning formula into an excel spreadsheet. I am willing to trade this amazing strategy in exchange for your best ever winning strategy. Thank you very much from your wonderful friend for life. Corine babycakes xxxxxxxxxxx

[chrisw]

Don’t be falling for this one. It’s an old con by the ferengi. I once saw them try this at Aintree, which they cleverly picked so as they wouldn’t stand out in the crowed, their scam failed however when a Liverpudlian noticed their funny accent while they were giving out pamphlets and they were all transported back to their own crazy planet,Euroworld.

[legendz]

Well i think its mugsgame

[PeterLe]

Babycakes,
This is a common mistake by newbies.

Whilst it was very logical to check the trans warp conduit relay switches..did you check the dual goggles pins had not dislodged in the twin overhead sumps? If they have, then you will never engage the transwarp drive.
Its also possible that you have reverse polarity on the isolinear microprocessor that controls the antimatter injectors, but even a newbie should know this?

If that fails, then contact Tony in support

regards
Peter

PS, I think I've seen your spreadsheet advertised on Ebay (£2.99), do you really make £500/Day?

[freddy]

Oh not this again ,

for the Flux capacitor to work properly you need plutonium which causes a nuclear reaction and generate's the 1.21 gigawatts of power required to make time travel possible.

ffs this really is basic stuff read the manual ffs

[herbie]

corine
If you punch a hole in the 'space time' you will then let all the time ..or is it space out...(I can never remember which)....hence... ending up with no time to travel back too and space to travel through.

Please be aware... what you have been told is all lies....go on ebay and buy something that tells you to lay the draw on any football match beginning with 'Z'....

Keep up the good work

regards

herbie

[Corine]

Hiya, Thank you for all your help and you all have been magnificent in helping a dumb blonde here and thanks especially goes out to PeterLe, I tried the dual goggles pins but betangel was asking for an equation E=MC2/3.1415526 and i input Tuesday as the answer but apparently it was wrong as i only transported 5 minutes back in time through a dual singularity. I launched a diagnostics probe and am awaiting the results to come through on a subspace frequency and once i have the results i will data scan them and share with you.
In the meantime please feel free to share all your top secret winning strategies with me and i will love you lots like jelly tots. Lots of love and kisses and hugs from Corine babycakes xxxxxxxxx

[giulio2010]

I feel like I am from an other planet......What a hell are you guys talking about?

Kisses, Hugs, Sex, spreadsheets, games that start with Z, e-bay......???

[LeTiss]

Kisses, Hugs & Sex

Remind me giulio, where is Enzabella?

I miss her

[Corine]

Hiya, I thought i would share with you kind folks a simple trading strategy that i was useing to virtually display every human emotion, alien behavior or any natural phenomenon that did not adhere to the principles of logic. At this moment my neural pathways have become accustomed to the sensory input patterns of betangel when trading inplay. As you will be aware logic offers a serenity that few people seldom experience hence the use of an excel spreadsheet.
Upon inplay my phaser relay system banks were operating at a capacity of 96.34% which i am sure you will agree is quite good. Even my naughty friend Simone who is lying on the bed in her pyjamas agrees. She said betangel excites her and she would like a guy to show her a winning strategy and show her how to fire his torpedo useing betangel of course. I personally do not know what that means but it sounds risque to me
She is very naughty.
Well meanwhile i discovered that if you input into excel cell ref G:17 the following text,
"Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains however improbable must be the truth" then the probability of a winning trade increases by x-factor 9.6.
Well my dear friends thats all for now but as soon as i come up with some more fantastic winning strategies i will update you all.
Lots of love hugs and kisses from Corine babycakes xxxxxxx