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APRIL, FOOL!
I'll get my coat
A joke for today
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Dublin_Flyer
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What does Mr T call his wife?
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APRIL, FOOL!
I'll get my coat
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APRIL, FOOL!
I'll get my coat
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bennyboy351
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DON'T - whatever you do - give up the day job! 
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bennyboy351
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Husband Comes Home After Gambling
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
“Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
“Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”
Patient wakes up from an operation and screams : "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs".
Doctor: "I'm not surprised, last night we had to amputate both your arms".
A different patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I've broken my leg in two places".
A different doctor: " Then don't go to those two places again!".
Doctor: "I'm not surprised, last night we had to amputate both your arms".
A different patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I've broken my leg in two places".
A different doctor: " Then don't go to those two places again!".
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Dublin_Flyer
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A little alien spaceship lands in the Middle East, the little alien lads jump out and are all very friendly, smiley and chatting with the locals and all that.
After a while, the conversation somehow turns to why they chose to visit Earth and how they found it.
Jesus told us to come here!
You know Jesus???
Yeah he comes to our planet quite often.
Often?? How did you get him to come back?
Oh we think he's great, we have a big party every time he comes and there's always chocolate cake, he loves chocolate cake! Why, what did you guys do when he came to Earth??
After a while, the conversation somehow turns to why they chose to visit Earth and how they found it.
Jesus told us to come here!
You know Jesus???
Yeah he comes to our planet quite often.
Often?? How did you get him to come back?
Oh we think he's great, we have a big party every time he comes and there's always chocolate cake, he loves chocolate cake! Why, what did you guys do when he came to Earth??
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Dublin_Flyer
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Fine way to screw up a light hearted thread lads 
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The dog of ry
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Nooooo... the last sacred place on this forum, the joke thread
The terrorists have won
The terrorists have won
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cybernet69
He's coming back.
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cybernet69
Build those walls high.
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