As many on here know, I suffer an ongoing illness. It is a constant fight between medication and symptoms. Last week I was advised by my consultant to change my current drugs. He had written to my doctor and a new script would be supplied. My appointments were a day apart. I then went to see my GP and he advised me on the new drugs. He said I should wait a few days and then I should switch to the new ones. In the small hours of Friday I awoke in a real sweat. I decided to visit the toilet but I realised I could not see my feet. In fact I could not see anything because everything was spinning around. I could not even sit up in bed! My wife tried to help me but I simply ended up in a heap on the floor. It was so bad I couldn't crawl because I couldn't grab the moving floor!
We called the doctor and spoke to an adviser. This bit is funny looking back. She told me there was a correct method for exiting my bed in these situations. "swing your legs to one side and when in the seated position place your hands either side..." I stopped her at this point as clearly she hadn't listened to what I had told her. "NO!!!! I cannot even open my eyes, let alone sit up. I must lay on my back and keep my eyes closed. If I don't the whole world spins around and I will be sick!"
There was a pause and then she replied "Oh okay. Well in that case I must advise you not to drive or operate dangerous machinery!"

I couldn't even get off my back so how on earth was I going to get down the stairs, out of my house and into my car????
You couldn't make it up!
It seems the new drugs had a dangerous interaction with the old ones hence my problems. They are just starting to clear up and I can now get out of bed!