The beer garden

[Tuco]

I love it when I finish wiping my arse with the very last sheet of a roll, satisfied with knowing I only have fresh unopened packs of bog roll.

I think bog roll is the only thing I'm a bit wasteful with

[Derek27]

I love it when I finish wiping my arse with the very last sheet of a roll, satisfied with knowing I only have fresh unopened packs of bog roll.

I think bog roll is the only thing I'm a bit wasteful with

It's time they start recycling it.

[eatyourgreens]

I bought a toilet brush last week,
I really dont like it and I am definately going back to toilet tissue.

[Derek27]

I once had to use kitchen towels when I ran out of bog roll. I actually thought it was better, stronger, (faster) and more abrasive, better suited for getting your arse clean. I started buying them to use instead of toilet paper for a short while before I realised they're not suitable for flushing down the toilet and can cause blockages.

But it's probably time to raise the level of conversation in the beer garden.

[Derek27]

37 minutes wondering why my automation hasn't fired a bet on the 1:00 matches when I realised I forgot to apply the rules file.

[Derek27]

Today's Sunday Express headline: BORIS IS STILL A WANKER.

[Derek27]

Sorry to keep this thread at the level it is but I've just seen something I've never seen before. My cat had a piss, but instead of doing what she and most cats do, putting her bum towards the ground, she stood fully upright, tail up and sprayed the bush.

[Derek27]

This might be of interest to you Alex.

https://getvoltex.com/article9/uk?gclid ... gJU_fD_BwE

[Korattt]

Sorry to keep this thread at the level it is but I've just seen something I've never seen before. My cat had a piss, but instead of doing what she and most cats do, putting her bum towards the ground, she stood fully upright, tail up and sprayed the bush.

thought that was only what tom cats do?, marking out territory etc

[Derek27]

Sorry to keep this thread at the level it is but I've just seen something I've never seen before. My cat had a piss, but instead of doing what she and most cats do, putting her bum towards the ground, she stood fully upright, tail up and sprayed the bush.

thought that was only what tom cats do?, marking out territory etc

I never thought of that. I thought she just didn't want to get her arse wet but it was just outside the house so maybe she was just signing her name on the plot.

[Realrocknrolla]

Sorry to keep this thread at the level it is but I've just seen something I've never seen before. My cat had a piss, but instead of doing what she and most cats do, putting her bum towards the ground, she stood fully upright, tail up and sprayed the bush.

thought that was only what tom cats do?, marking out territory etc

I never thought of that. I thought she just didn't want to get her arse wet but it was just outside the house so maybe she was just signing her name on the plot.

Female cats usually spray to tell others to back off!

[Korattt]

reminds me of the time years ago of this ol’ girl I used to go out with, we’d been on the ale all day, got back to hers & went to bed.. got woken up with her clattering & stumbling about trying to squat in the wardrobe to have a slash

[Realrocknrolla]

reminds me of the time years ago of this ol’ girl I used to go out with, we’d been on the ale all day, got back to hers & went to bed.. got woken up with her clattering & stumbling about trying to squat in the wardrobe to have a slash

Brilliant

[Derek27]

The only thing a gambler needs is a suitcase and a trunk
And the only time that he's satisfied is when he's all adrunk

Bollocks!!

[Derek27]

Why do people walk down the street with broken umbrellas? Once it's turned into an upsidedown parachute it's not going to keep you dry. Just ditch it and get wet.