Where are all the jokes?

[Kai]

Customers who buy this reclining sofa...


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...also have diarrhoea while watching an Amazon Fire HD 10 tablet.


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I've always wanted one of those chairs ever since I saw them in a Friends episode

[Kai]

Brilliant : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WM8_l-X9zbs

[Derek27]

Trump goes to church and sits glum faced as he gets lectured by the bishop giving a sermon over the bad things he's doing.

[Kai]

Washington's Dream : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ62EfUKI3w

[Derek27]

John Prescott's funeral entourage was headed by two Jags.

[greenmark]

John Prescott's funeral entourage was headed by two Jags.

I imagine that's Prescott laughing at his critics.

[Michael5482]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7F5DyKDVgE

[ruthlessimon]

“Mr Neural Network” popped up on my feed today. Wonder how much he got paid to read that script promoting a site affiliated with Geoff Banks lol. A couple of winners with Geoff and he’ll come round your house with a bat

[Kai]

When your friend posts a big win on the market you butchered

[Kai]

Easy enough pattern for any trader to spot

The five stages of hair loss

[Kai]

Anyone remember this Star Wars guy?

[Kai]

When you use ChatGPT for everything : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WqaOe-QTNvA

[LeTiss]

There are rumours that Yoko Ono is going into I'm a Celebrity this year.

Considering she has lived off one dead Beatle for 45 years, she'll be perfect for the bush tucker trials

[JuiceyJones]

I got home from work the other day and my wife was dressed as a very sexy police officer. I said "what's going on honey?" She said "you're under arrest for being the worlds greatest lover!"

Needless to say 90 seconds later all charges were dropped.