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Kai
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2025 7:57 pm
Customers who buy this reclining sofa...


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...also have diarrhoea while watching an Amazon Fire HD 10 tablet.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've always wanted one of those chairs ever since I saw them in a Friends episode :D

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Trump goes to church and sits glum faced as he gets lectured by the bishop giving a sermon over the bad things he's doing. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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John Prescott's funeral entourage was headed by two Jags. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2025 11:32 pm
John Prescott's funeral entourage was headed by two Jags. :lol:
I imagine that's Prescott laughing at his critics.
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“Mr Neural Network” popped up on my feed today. Wonder how much he got paid to read that script promoting a site affiliated with Geoff Banks lol. A couple of winners with Geoff and he’ll come round your house with a bat
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When your friend posts a big win on the market you butchered

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Easy enough pattern for any trader to spot :mrgreen:

The five stages of hair loss

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Anyone remember this Star Wars guy?

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Kai
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When you use ChatGPT for everything : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WqaOe-QTNvA
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There are rumours that Yoko Ono is going into I'm a Celebrity this year.

Considering she has lived off one dead Beatle for 45 years, she'll be perfect for the bush tucker trials
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I got home from work the other day and my wife was dressed as a very sexy police officer. I said "what's going on honey?" She said "you're under arrest for being the worlds greatest lover!"

Needless to say 90 seconds later all charges were dropped.
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Trump is now conducting interviews for the new leader of Iran in a language he can speak
fluently FARCE(Y)
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