Happy Corner

[NickH]

Feeling lucky tonight. I was gonna purchase a treadmill but the site that I bookmarked was no longer working. Then I found this.

https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/fitnessnext.co.uk

That treadmill would have given you a run for your money

[Derek27]

Feeling lucky tonight. I was gonna purchase a treadmill but the site that I bookmarked was no longer working. Then I found this.

https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/fitnessnext.co.uk

That treadmill would have given you a run for your money

That treadmill would certainly have given the first poster's 70-year-old mother-in-law a run for her money!

[Derek27]

My Christmas Day!

Popped out to empty the bins before cooking my Christmas dinner. Found a young woman in distress and on the phone to the police. Then a guy came running after her and she asked me for help, as this guy just attacked her. The guy buggered off and I invited her and her 3-y-o daughter into my flat and called the police again. Three police officers called round, after a lengthy discussion they decided to nick the guy who lived just around the corner, but only after backup arrived. It took 7 police officers to arrest a man as old as I am!

Spent the rest of the afternoon with this lovely lady [Kaf, I'm not bragging ], but in the meantime, her 3-y-o daughter ran amock in my living room. Completely rearranged it. I had to move every small object of value out of reach, she opened a kitchen draw and helped herself to bags of crisps, dropping most of them on the floor. I had a 6-pack of small orange juice cartons, I gave her a carton of orange juice but she eventually opened all of them, drank a bit of each and spilt the rest on the floor, perhaps to wash away the crisps. I later found my landline phone in the kitchen sink and the contents of my coffee table behind the sofa! A whole hour to clean up afterwards!

Full respect to anyone who's had children - don't know how you managed for 18 years.

After all that - I've got myself a bird!

Anyone got any tips on how to be romantic and sweep a woman off her feet?

[Kai]

My Christmas Day!

Popped out to empty the bins before cooking my Christmas dinner. Found a young woman in distress and on the phone to the police. Then a guy came running after her and she asked me for help, as this guy just attacked her. The guy buggered off and I invited her and her 3-y-o daughter into my flat and called the police again. Three police officers called round, after a lengthy discussion they decided to nick the guy who lived just around the corner, but only after backup arrived. It took 7 police officers to arrest a man as old as I am!

Spent the rest of the afternoon with this lovely lady [Kaf, I'm not bragging ], but in the meantime, her 3-y-o daughter ran amock in my living room. Completely rearranged it. I had to move every small object of value out of reach, she opened a kitchen draw and helped herself to bags of crisps, dropping most of them on the floor. I had a 6-pack of small orange juice cartons, I gave her a carton of orange juice but she eventually opened all of them, drank a bit of each and spilt the rest on the floor, perhaps to wash away the crisps. I later found my landline phone in the kitchen sink and the contents of my coffee table behind the sofa! A whole hour to clean up afterwards!

Full respect to anyone who's had children - don't know how you managed for 18 years.

After all that - I've got myself a bird!

Anyone got any tips on how to be romantic and sweep a woman off her feet?

Well, haters would say that dating a single mum is like continuing someone else's save game

But saving a damsel in distress on flippin' Xmas should already be romantic enough

[jamesg46]

Just be yourself, take her out to a local park & set a bench on fire, but the biggest lesson I've learned is you should always be wrong even when right, thats the most romantic thing ever.

[wearthefoxhat]

My Christmas Day!

Popped out to empty the bins before cooking my Christmas dinner. Found a young woman in distress and on the phone to the police. Then a guy came running after her and she asked me for help, as this guy just attacked her. The guy buggered off and I invited her and her 3-y-o daughter into my flat and called the police again. Three police officers called round, after a lengthy discussion they decided to nick the guy who lived just around the corner, but only after backup arrived. It took 7 police officers to arrest a man as old as I am!

Spent the rest of the afternoon with this lovely lady [Kaf, I'm not bragging ], but in the meantime, her 3-y-o daughter ran amock in my living room. Completely rearranged it. I had to move every small object of value out of reach, she opened a kitchen draw and helped herself to bags of crisps, dropping most of them on the floor. I had a 6-pack of small orange juice cartons, I gave her a carton of orange juice but she eventually opened all of them, drank a bit of each and spilt the rest on the floor, perhaps to wash away the crisps. I later found my landline phone in the kitchen sink and the contents of my coffee table behind the sofa! A whole hour to clean up afterwards!

Full respect to anyone who's had children - don't know how you managed for 18 years.

After all that - I've got myself a bird!

Anyone got any tips on how to be romantic and sweep a woman off her feet?

Your Kayleigh might still need you though....

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[jamesg46]

I find the whole concept of "sweeping her off her feet" difficult in general sense. It's setting false expectations & probably a contributing reason as to why so many relationships peak. It's equivalent to trying to make all & probably a reason that Dobbing exists.

[Derek27]

Your Kayleigh might still need you though....


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That's why I needed to ditch her - I was getting sick of all the lies.

[Derek27]

It's snowing.

[Kai]

It's snowing.

Same here Dewick.

Dean Martin - Let It Snow! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y ... annel=Kyle

I don't always listen to music, but when I do, so do my neighbors

[Realrocknrolla]

[Realrocknrolla]

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[wearthefoxhat]

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Handy if you want to open a joint account....

[Realrocknrolla]

"Here we have a male human infant practicing the very battle he will pursue for the remainder of his adult life"

Read in your best David Attenborough voice!

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[Derek27]

"Here we have a male human infant practicing the very battle he will pursue for the remainder of his adult life"

Read in your best David Attenborough voice!

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Who's in more danger, the baby or the kitten?