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Derek27
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conduirez wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:39 am
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Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:24 am
I've just received a notice of enforcement. It was posted through the wrong letterbox, I just hope they get the right flipping door if they intend to come back and force entry. I'm half-minded to borrow one of Archery's machine guns!
A few years ago I found a couple of bailiffs in my garden, they had come through my gate, they were trying to gain entry to my house.

I asked them what they wanted and to get off my property, they start asking where is Mrs S***l was, she is a neighbour of mine, I asked what address they were supposed to be at which they told me, and I said your at the wrong house and showed them proof. They apologised and left.

I wrote a letter complaining to the court but never heard anything back.
They are absolute arseholes. I'm well used to exchanging letters with my neighbours that have been posted through the wrong letterbox. I've even had a deranged postman who went down the entire street posting letters one house early or late. But if you're gonna break into somebody's house you'd think they'd have the brains to check your door number matches what's on the notice!
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conduirez wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:39 am
Derek27 wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:24 am
I've just received a notice of enforcement. It was posted through the wrong letterbox, I just hope they get the right flipping door if they intend to come back and force entry. I'm half-minded to borrow one of Archery's machine guns!
A few years ago I found a couple of bailiffs in my garden, they had come through my gate, they were trying to gain entry to my house.

I asked them what they wanted and to get off my property, they start asking where is Mrs S***l was, she is a neighbour of mine, I asked what address they were supposed to be at which they told me, and I said your at the wrong house and showed them proof. They apologised and left.

I wrote a letter complaining to the court but never heard anything back.
you prolly missed a trick (in retrospect). had you let them gain entry and they'd taken items, you could have sued for a crazy number of things (loss of property, distress, reputational damage etc, etc)
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jimibt wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:40 pm
conduirez wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:39 am
Derek27 wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:24 am
I've just received a notice of enforcement. It was posted through the wrong letterbox, I just hope they get the right flipping door if they intend to come back and force entry. I'm half-minded to borrow one of Archery's machine guns!
A few years ago I found a couple of bailiffs in my garden, they had come through my gate, they were trying to gain entry to my house.

I asked them what they wanted and to get off my property, they start asking where is Mrs S***l was, she is a neighbour of mine, I asked what address they were supposed to be at which they told me, and I said your at the wrong house and showed them proof. They apologised and left.

I wrote a letter complaining to the court but never heard anything back.
you prolly missed a trick (in retrospect). had you let them gain entry and they'd taken items, you could have sued for a crazy number of things (loss of property, distress, reputational damage etc, etc)
You can't put a price on the distress of not being able to trade for two weeks - the court wouldn't accept your demands. :)
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conduirez wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:39 am
I wrote a letter complaining to the court but never heard anything back.
I don't think all bailiffs are empowered by the courts. Councils or HMRC may be able to authorise them. Personally, I would have gone to the police. An attempted break in should be a crime even for a bailiff if they've got the wrong address. :)
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Derek27 wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 1:22 pm
conduirez wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:39 am
I wrote a letter complaining to the court but never heard anything back.
I don't think all bailiffs are empowered by the courts. Councils or HMRC may be able to authorise them. Personally, I would have gone to the police. An attempted break in should be a crime even for a bailiff if they've got the wrong address. :)
It was definitely issued by the court in Ipswich, I did not see the debt, but I did see the court order.

I doubt if the police would have acted, as Jimibt said, as soon as I took one of them back through the garden gate to the front door they left straight away apologising, the whole thing only took a minute.

How they got the houses mixed up though I will never not know. They did go to Mrs S***l's house afterwards, gossip around the area was rife for a few days.
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conduirez wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 3:56 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 1:22 pm
conduirez wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:39 am
I wrote a letter complaining to the court but never heard anything back.
I don't think all bailiffs are empowered by the courts. Councils or HMRC may be able to authorise them. Personally, I would have gone to the police. An attempted break in should be a crime even for a bailiff if they've got the wrong address. :)
It was definitely issued by the court in Ipswich, I did not see the debt, but I did see the court order.

I doubt if the police would have acted, as Jimibt said, as soon as I took one of them back through the garden gate to the front door they left straight away apologising, the whole thing only took a minute.

How they got the houses mixed up though I will never not know. They did go to Mrs S***l's house afterwards, gossip around the area was rife for a few days.
She was probably a former Post Office sub mistress. ;)
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Thousands of square miles of Amazon rainforest are being destroyed to produce feed for livestock, just so that selfish bastards over here can eat their burgers, chicken dinners and full English breakfasts!!
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Greta acquitted of public order offence. :x
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Well that's the six nations over, I cannot see anything but a Grand Slam for Ireland
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I've just had the biggest dump of my life - I couldn't believe it! :shock: :shock:
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I've just had the biggest dump of my life - I couldn't believe it! :shock: :shock:
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Derek27 wrote:
Sat Feb 03, 2024 4:19 pm
I've just had the biggest dump of my life - I couldn't believe it! :shock: :shock:
Well thanks for letting us know Derek

Coincidentally that's also the biggest shitpost of your life !
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BREAKING NEWS: The King has visited church for the first time since his operation. He smiled and waved to the public!
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Kai wrote:
Sat Feb 03, 2024 4:26 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Sat Feb 03, 2024 4:19 pm
I've just had the biggest dump of my life - I couldn't believe it! :shock: :shock:
Well thanks for letting us know Derek

Coincidentally that's also the biggest shitpost of your life !
Can we migrate the recent posts to the 'shit happens' topic please :D
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That's the difference between your local liquor store Fortnum n Mason and Asda !!! Yes of course he's smiling :D
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